how to annoy your roommate

hey, here are some pranks you can do with simple household items. you should probably make sure your roommate likes jokes and isn't going to pee in your nalgene later.

1- the classic "garbage can propped on top of the door"gag. make sure there are no glass bottles or anything in the can. i like to use shredded newspaper. yesterday i used the sexy classified section of city paper. prop it on top of the door and wait until they open it! make sure they don't see you doing this. works 60% of the time every time you do it.

2- "throw things at them while they are sleeping". this is pretty self explanatory. again, nothing sharp or dangerous, but the louder the better. this works especially well if they have a 6am flight to pittsburgh the next morning. i chose those little snappers they sell in drug stores.

3- "funny notes in briefcase". i like to write notes supposedly from his mom explaining that i packed him clean underwear or made his lunch with extra love. then put it in their briefcase so they see it and are all like, "hey whats this, let me open it in front of everyone and read it out loud!" if this works he will get shit from his co-workers for weeks.

try them yourself!