1/21/2008

New Slang for 2008

So I've been hearing a lot of new slang terms being thrown around the streets of Philadelphia lately. Here are a few choice cuts:

"Pussyhonker" : n. A term used to describe a person from the suburbs that drives in a non-agressive manner. Can be used in other settings not involving automobiles.

"Bluetoothing" : v. When unbalanced street people have conversations with themselves. At first glance you might think they're using a bloothtooth headset (hence the expression) but then you realize they've smoked a few too many rocks in their time.

"Pocket-Fu*ker" : n. A male so horny that if he stumbled across an orgy with nowhere to jump in he would throw a jacket on someone and hump one of the pockets.

"Rubber rubbin" : v. Usually used to describe some asshole riding his Magna (or NEXT) mountain bike on the sidewalk through crowds of people.

"Backset Tuffy" : n. Usually a male who yells shit at people from his friends car to feel like a badass.