senior quotes

these are senior quotes i seriously considered using in my high school yearbook. further proof that i've always been hilarious.

"four score and seven years ago, great things happened probably"
- Albert Einstein

"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed"
- Aristotle

"give me liberty or give me death"
- Robert Frost

"ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for me"
- William Shakespeare

"i did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
- Benjamin Franklin

"oh, an apple fell on my head, i think i'll invent gravity now!"
- Ulysses S. Grant