NY Giants- I once found a sweet Giants tshirt at a thrift shop. Then the lady I was seeing at the time never gave it back to me. Some bitter memories there, but i think these Giants could still go all the way. They have an intimidating name and some great players like Phil Simms, Lawrence Taylor and someone named Alphonse "Tuffy" Leemans. I wouldn't fuck with that guy.
New England Patriots- They have a less intimidating name. "Patriots"? I'm not very scared of guys that love their country very much. They could have named their team "The Rednecks" or "The Southern Baptists" and I would be more scared. And New England is not a state I don't think. If they love America so much, why aren't they from a real place here? However, there was apparently a guy named Sam Adams on the team at one point, so I guess these guys are for real.
More Information/Rules of the Game:
The Super Bowl is an annual three-hour television show on animal planet. Or maybe E! I can't really remember so check your TV guide. It features a number of puppies playing in a model stadium with no audience, minimal commentary and instant replay shots and "bowl cam" (shots upwards through the transparent bottom of a special water bowl built into the stadium floor). A half-time show the "Bissell Kitty Half Time Show" is also included featuring a group of kittens taking the field on a large scratching post for 30 minutes.
Puppy Penalty - When a puppy relieves itself on the floor, a referee blows a whistle, calls "Illegal Motion", throws a flag over the droppings and scoops them up.
Puppies are given a wide variety of chew-toys and bones to play with, and they are free to tackle, bite, and do as they wish.
Timeouts are called if the water bowl needs to be refilled.
Superbowl Funfact: Bud Bowl VI featured the first appearance by a can of beer in the game. The can scored a touchdown, but was ejected from the Bud Bowl shortly thereafter for excessive celebration and foul language.
There is all the information you need so you don't look like an idiot at a Superbowl party. Tell 'em you get your sports news from Purple Ice Cream Motorcycle.
