hello everyone,
you may have noticed the severe lack of blog updates recently. we are under investigation by the department of homeland security and have been forced to go underground. its a long story. our computers have been confiscated, so we can only post from the library, where there is a 30 minute time limit, or from those computers at truck stops that charge your credit card and do not work. so we can't say when you can expect new jokes, but do not worry. we will keep fighting the good fight. we will not quit. we will not make tired rocky references. eventually, we will be back, better than ever. also, if anyone knows a good magician with reasonable rates, have him or her get in contact with us.
that is all.
because ice cream and purple motorcycles are magic
