8/31/2008

Film Review: Jack Frost (1996)

In this film a truck transporting a death row serial killer collides with a truck carrying chemicals mixed by a top secret government agency interested in mixing human DNA with organic materials. The killer predictably becomes a super powerful snowman that can switch between snow and water at will and is out to ruin the life of the sheriff that busted him.

During his unintentionally humorous killing spree (see pictures above) there is a scene where he rapes/murders a teenage girl played by shannon elizabeth as she is bathing. Definitely the most memorable/funny scene of the movie, Jack morphs from her bathwater into a snowman (minus the carrot nose. hmmm) and uh...yeah... When he finishes up he delivers one of many clever one-liners throughout the film: "christmas came early this year"

There are roughly eight times in the second half of the movie when the townspeople think they have killed Jack but finally they figure out the only way to kill him is with...get this...antifreeze! BAHAHAHA

This film is beyond bad. Go see it ASAP