fake names for prank calls

ala bart simpson:

Ken Youhurryuppleaseimlate
Mike Ardied
Lee Vitalone
Jen Telpleaseihaveasunburn
Joe Yougunnaeatthelastslice
Liz Enupthisisimportant
Tom Orrowwouldbebetterforme
Pat Ternitytest
Frank Lyihavealwayshatedyou
Ike Antdriveastickshift
Moe 'Ninsunshineimadewaffles

these also make great baby names.