movie spoilers

"Titanic" - this thing hits an iceberg and fucking sinks! do you believe that shit? A fucking iceberg!

"Selena" - i couldn't believe the main character died in her own movie! you would think she would write a better ending for herself.

"Appollo 13" - this ends badly too. i think the guy who wrote Titanic probably wrote this also.

"Saving Private Ryan" This is long so i'll save you the trouble of watching it. They fucking save this dude. I already knew that cuz I read the title of the movie. Bigger surprise though, we win the war.