things witnessed in the past three months in philadelphia

- man giving "black power salute" to a septa bus
- "homeless" man texting on expensive cell phone while asking for change
- kids rapping and yelling "dip set" at a peacock at philadelphia zoo
- kids throwing phone books at each other
- penis-shaped cardboard cut-outs with plastic bag parachutes falling from the comcast tower
- man running a "guess which cap its under" game on the street for money
- same kids riding office chair down 19th street
- man holding gun being chased by officer with gun drawn
- man shoplifting pair of shoes from buffalo exchange
- tom hanks running up the stairs of the art museum*


* did not actually happen