new state and city mottos

c'mon, "the big apple"? "the keystone state"? these things are outdated if you ask me. so i thought up a few new ones. city councils, get at me.

Texas - now with black people!

Pittsburgh - "the city with 300 pointless bridges"

New Orleans - and waterpark!

Philadelphia - only smells like dog shit 3 days a week.

New Jersey - at least we're not Staten Island.

Staten Island - hey, youse wanna fight?

North Dakota - you're probably already the governor!

Ohio - why the fuck not?

Missouri - "The Dyslexic State"

Delaware - "uh....we got nothing."

Las Vegas - we'll probably legalize murder next.

Florida - all the long winded stories you could ever want.

South Carolina - whites only.

Los Angeles - everyone is a future porn star!

Alabama - like a barfight, only a state!