- joe piscopo returns to acting in a new film about the struggles of modern life. one of the last door to door appliance salesmen left, piscopo must make ends meet and come to terms with the new digital age. in the end, he learns the true meaning of failure. andrew "dice" clay stars as his boss.
- hulk hogan is back in a dramatic starring role. when his father dies, hulk stays with his elderly mother for a while to help her through it. the two clash as she does not approve of his bandana'd ways. hulk must find a way to reconnect with his mother but still keep his edge. dwayne "the rock" johnson also stars.
- jack black stars in a role that requires him to appear to be a normal human being. no singing or stupid voices.
- linday lohan stars in a hilarious film as the only wicca girl in her high school. while trying to spread the ways of the wicca, she is teased and tormented daily. this leads to a showdown at the foodcourt of the mall with her rival, played by jessica simpson. ethan hawke also stars as lindsay's love interest.
- carrot top, weird al yankovic, and kid rock are brothers who can't keep a steady job and are feeling the heat from their dad (played by danny devito). deciding to stop at nothing to realize their dream of opening a magic shop, they soon turn to petty crime, doing whatever they can to make a few bucks. this is a musical.
-imagine a world where the kids are the adults and the adults are kids! wow! thats exactly what happens in this new movie from the cohen brothers. cartoons are king, crayons are currency, and adults have to be in bed by 8pm! a crew of local young actors star alongside tom hanks, who had decided to stop the reign of terror by blowing up disneyland.
-pierce brosnan stars in this heartwarming story about overcoming adversity. born with a rare disease that makes him unable to dance, brosnan decides to prove his doctors wrong by entering a local dance competition. can his coach (martin lawrence) get him ready in time?
because ice cream and purple motorcycles are magic
