"black history month? so when is white history month, huh? am i right or am i right? hahahahahahhahah"
"hey andrew did i tell you already that i got tickets to see keith urban on valentines day? 16 rows back, its gonna be great."
"obama sounds like osama to me"
"i don't care who becomes president as long as its a republican"
-all said by same person.
ugh.
because ice cream and purple motorcycles are magic
