Shitty looking couple walking past Dominos late last night:
Guy: "Oh hey, lets get a "hot and ready"'
Girl: "Why are we going in here? for a hot and ready? Whats that, wait what is this place, hot and ready? thats what its called? oh, what is this, pizza? this is a pizza place? oh, dominos? this is pizza right? they have hot and ready? thats what you want? you said hot and ready, right?"
this girl was a fucking idiot and seriously asked all those questions within a matter of ten seconds. and what the fuck is a hot and ready anyway?
because ice cream and purple motorcycles are magic
