Winter/Spring 2008 Internship

Purple Ice Cream Motorcycle has decided to take on 1-2 interns to help us with the blog and learn about the business. The lucky candidate will not actually write any entries, or get paid, but will learn valuable comedy techniques and other life skills. Duties will include, but will not be limited to:

-Cleaning filthy bathrooms
-Determining where "that smell" is coming from. (today it was a bag of 5 month old potatoes under the sink)
-Window repair
-Telling Steve where all his misplaced things are (includes reminding him to take his house keys)
-Mouse care
-Food shopping (the list is only about 4 things)
-Getting me coffee at all hours of the night
-Covering Steve in 5-10 random blankets/sweatshirts before he goes to bed. Also turning out his light
-Fixing bicycles
-Removing empty packages of food from the refrigerator
-Getting all the beer cans out of our beds
-Reminding us to shower

And being generally criticized/ridiculed by Steve on a daily basis. We are accepting applications now! College credit if accepted by your school. If interested, please email helpmefindmyhat@yahoo.com