New Allegations In Roommate Scandal

Saxton Strikes Back

The feud continued here today in a Philadelphia courtroom as Stephen Saxton fired back at accusations from his roommate, Andrew Defrance. Saxton alleged that today that his roommate has a curious habit of always peeing with the toilet seat down, and also that he complained when Saxton touched his butt while he was washing dishes.

Defrance quickly issued a response through his lawyer, saying that he didn't think the peeing issue was a big deal, as he "has good aim" and he "never really bothered to think about it anyway". He also commented on the butt touching. "My only problem was that I was trying to do our bi-monthly dish washing and this guy is rubbing my ass. He was only wearing boxers and his wang was all flapping around. It was slowing me down". He added that the accusations were probably due to Saxton's anger at there being no more mayonnaise left in the apartment and said that he got over the situation later when he bought yet another bike part.

The county court suggested that the two resolve the issues themselves. A district judge has chalked up the situation to a case of "boys will be boys".

Although there doesn't appear to be an end in sight, the pair still seem to be the best of friends. Hugging was reported when Saxton returned from his night class. Defrance later tucked Saxton into bed before going off to do "all kind of things" before passing out at 3am with his light on.